==> Dirk: Introduce yourself.

timaeusTestified [TT] began bothering you at 4:13

TT: Hey. Welcome to my little slice of the World Wide Web.
TT: Shit's kinda a work in progress right now. You'll have to come back later if you want to see anything of substance.
TT: In the meantime, here's some interesting facts about me:
TT: My birthday is 3/14 (dubiously important number). I'm in my mid-20s.
TT: I kin Dirk (dubiously obvious fact) from Homestuck, which I also enjoy (dubiously obvious fact #2).
TT: I don't really do website coding (dubiously obvious fact #3). The whole old internet movement is nice and all, but I'm not really into dipping my virtual hands into the artifactual excavation sites of shitty 90s powerpoint gifs and brain-siphoning word vomit. My website will stay pretty plain and as-is. Consider it an unassuming reprieve from all the cool artsy shit blowing your fuckin' mind elsewhere.
TT: Aside from that, like many bumbling around in the lower guts of the Neocities time capsule, I am pretty anti-social media, anti-TTT (Tumblr, Twitter, TikTok trifecta) and vehemently opposed to a corporate-influenced internet. You won't find me participating in any major social media outlet because I have baseline self-esteem.
TT: Also,
TT: I'm a Prince of Light. Yeah, not Heart. Gotta have some sliver of my own identity, right?